A topical piece from the 11 May 1917
Graphic
of Australia.
Soldiers' Packs
By Ashley Sterne.
It is doubtful whether the
ingenious individual who invented the soldier's pack and equipment will ever
attain what you could honestly call genuine popularity.
The truth is that the soldier is
not demonstratively affectionate towards his pack.
The first thing that strikes the
eye is the very large number of leather straps that are observed to be
flapping about at all points of his anatomy. There are 40 buckles, all of which
have to be undone in order to manipulate any one particular strap; and in time
of peace it was, I should think, no unusual thing for a soldier, having got
his straps and his buckles all mixed up into an inseparable amalgam of leather
and brass, to buy his discharge, rather than persevere in the hopeless task of
sorting them out again.
The next thing you will remark is
the large square valise (or pack) attached to the shoulders. This cumbersome
piece of furniture is not, as you might suppose, a footwarmer or typewriter. It
merely contains the soldier's greatcoat and mess-tin; and most of the insanity
developed amongst the rank and file of the Army must be attributable to the
soldier's heart-breaking struggles to induce four cubic feet of coat to occupy
three cubic feet of pack.
The observer will next notice slung
round the soldier's waist a rich variety of articles reminiscent of a Penny
Bazaar and an Agricultural Exhibition. In front there are two leather pouches
which were originally designed, I believe, to contain ammunition; but the only
thing which I ever saw extracted from them were a pack of playing cards. Then
there is the water-bottle, which one is ordinarily commanded to fill with
limpid, crystalline water; but as no soldier, when in training, is ever removed
more than ten minutes' walk from an unlimited supply of limpid, crystalline
beer, the burden seems to me to be an unnecessary one.
Next comes the haversack, in which
is carried the ration that a kindly quartermaster has provided for the soldier's
consumption, and which is so useful for storing away any wild flowers he may
collect during the march. This, together with the bayonet and frog, the entrenching-tool
and helve (or wooden handle, to which the blade of the entrenching tool is
supposed to be attached — a feat which nobody, to my knowledge, has ever
succeeded in performing), completes the soldier's equipment.
When completely furnished, the soldier
is physically incapable of presenting arms without the aid of a steam crane, and
to avoid a scandal I am seriously thinking of asking the army authorities if
the soldier may have an acolyte in attendance to carry the luggage while he
attends to the ceremonial.